Eli Man

Eli Spiderman
Eli Spiderman

Eli man, Eli man,
Does whatever a Tom Brady can.
Comes right back in the 4th quarter,
Unlike Beckham, he does like water.
Look out! Here comes the Eli Man.

Is he tough? Listen whiners –
Just watch him play the Niners.
Can he sling it when all looks dead?
Take a look at Tyree’s head.
Hey there! There goes the Eli man.

In the chill of Lambeau Field,
Or the SB scene of the crime,
The pigskin he will wield,
He completes just in time!

Eli man, Eli man,
Friendly neighborhood Eli man.
Hall Of Fame, he’s ignored—
Lombardi Trophies are his reward.

To him,
Life is a great big goodwill—
Wherever there’s a 2 min drill,
You’ll find the Eli man!

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